Jude-isms for Monday

Jude asks a million questions, all day, every day. Yesterday, they wore me out earlier than usual, so I had to ask him to stop. I was silly enough to think that he actually might...

Me: Jude, you need to stop asking me questions now. You are being very loud, and I have a headache.
Jude: What am I being loud for? What do you have a headache for?
(Illustrating my point perfectly!)
Me: (facepalm)


Another one from this morning:
Jake: Jude, what are you doing?
Jude: I'm just sittin' here.
Jake: You're not sitting, you're standing.
Jude: (thinks about it)
Jake: Are you standing on the promises of God? (referencing the hymn)
Jude: No, I'm standing on the floor!