Old granny...

Jude: Is Granny 1,000? Me: No, she's 88. Jude: Oh. (pause) Well, that's still REALLY old.

Monsters aren't real and dinosaurs are dead!

The scene: Jake chasing Jude and his friend around. All were pretending to be some sort of large, scary creature. Friend: AHHHHHH! IT'S A MONSTER! (referring to Jake) Jude: No, it's not! Monsters aren't real, and dinosaurs are DEAD!