Things you never thought you'd have to say

Until I think of something more clever, that will be the title of the series. (Feel free to suggest something.)

We pretty much daily find ourselves having to say ridiculous things to Jude. I'm going to start putting them on here, because, seriously, I'm not going to believe that I said them later in life. Or even tomorrow. Ridiculous.

Today's quote:

"Never throw your underwear at anyone!"
-Jake, to Jude, after he threw his underwear at him.